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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.    Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer  all day .

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

There are two theories to arguing with women.    Neither one works.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

                “Marines never die, they just go to hell and reorganize”



November 15, 2009 · Posted in wp3ux